If strippers are now called exotic dancers... Then all drug dealers should be referred to as exotic pharmacists.

If strippers are now called exotic dancers...
Then all drug dealers should be referred to as exotic pharmacists.

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♥ Like this if you are missing someone badly : (

That awkward moment when your Ex is Hotter Than before

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12 Signs your falling in Love....

1. You'll Read His/Her Texts;
Over and Over again.

2. You'll Walk Really Really Slow;
While you're with Him/Her.

3. You'll Pretend 2 be Shy;
Whenever you're with Him/Her.

4. While Thinking about Him/Her;
your Heart will Beat faster and faster.

5. By Listening to His/Her Voice;
you'll Smile for no Reason.

6. While Looking at Him/Her;
you cant see the Other People around you,
you can Only See that Person.

7. You'll Start Listening to SLOW Songs.

8. He/She becomes all you Think about.

9. You'll get High just by Their Smell.

10. You'll Realize that;
you're always Smiling to yourself;
When you Think about Them.

11. You'll Do anything for Him/Her.

12. While Reading this,
There was One Person on your Mind the Whole Time.. Press Like If you are in Love..

Mom: Go tell your brother/sister it's time to eat.
You: *Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO EAT!!!
Mom: -___-
You know you've done it (:

- I got kicked out of math class today.
- Why?!
- Apparently the answer to "What comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.
- I love you, man.

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥
LIKE IF YOU AGREE

Hello Operator, does Heaven have a phone number? Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away, Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book. Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these big big words, I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry, Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you operator, I'll give them a call

Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: NO
Boobs: NO
Stomach: Okay!

CUTE GUYS MAKE YOU CRAZY, hot guys make you melt, cool guys make you daydream.
BUT FUNNY GUYS MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE
❊WITHOUT❊EVEN✳✧KNOWING✳IT❊

REASONS TO HAVE
A GUY BEST FRIEND;
guys don't start sh●t for no apparent reason
they won't tell anyone your secrets
they don't pms and randomly act b●tchy
they don't try to steal the guy you like
they aren't two-faced
they stick up for you no matter what
they'll give you their sweatshirt
they'll carry you when you get hurt
and they might even fall in love with you♥

Dear Period,
Thank you for reminding me, for the 9th time this year that i am not pregnant.
Even though i am a virgin.
Thank you for vomiting out blood whenever you like and punching me in the stomach for your wrong doings.
Its an absolute pleasure having you once a month, if you can see my sarcasm.
I really and truly hate you.

Love your unfortunate victim,
Girl.
p.s your a homo.

Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!
Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*
Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!

like if you get it! :)

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